Jokes/Funny Sms

 

1. Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem,

seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem


2. Girl: Which Is More Important To You? Your Life Or Me?

Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.

Girl: Sure, What?

Boy: Do you copied this question from Facebook ??


3. Modern Definition Of Boy Friend A Person Who Has to Like All The Status and Photos of her GirlFriend no matter How Bad They Are.


4. If you think your Dad, Mom, Teacher or Boss is strict or harsh on you. Wait for a Wife. You would love them all ;-)


5. New dialogue from RAJNIKANTH movie: "I will hit u so hard that even GOOGLE will not be able to find u


6. What are the most power full THREE words Other than "I LOVE YOU"??? . . . . . "SALARY IS CREDITED"


7. When Aryabhatta checked my paper He invented 'zero'


8. UNIVERSAL TRUTH- Help a girl when she is in trouble, and she will surely remember you only when she is again in trouble


9. Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?" . . . .... . . . . . . . . "Oh wait.. I'll search it on Google


10. Get Married nt for urself, but for the future of ur children They are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day


11. GirL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h B0Y- agr hm pakde gye to? Girl- mene tmara nmbr"Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!


12. Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me. Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.


13. Different between husband and gadha? Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye


14. Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti


15. Patni maike jake pati ko roz phone kyon karti hai? Kyon k pati ko yad rahe k musibat abhi tali nahi hai


16. Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday? Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.


17. People don't care when they lose a 1Rs coin from their pocket. . . But they feel distress when they lose 1Rs from their mobile balance:-D

 



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