1. New Style of Purposing A Girl

Dekho mein nahi Chahta ke Mera Beta
 Bara Hokar
 Tumhari Beti ko Line Mare
 Muje Bura Lagega
 Tum
 Han Kaho To

Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den..!!

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2. When a GIRL is quiet
 millions of things r running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing
 she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions
 she is wondering how long u will be around.

When a GIRL answers ‘Im fine’ after a few seconds
 she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at u
 she is wondering why u r lying.

When a GIRL lays on ur chest
 she is wishing for u to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see u everyday
 she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ‘I love u’
 she means it.

When a GIRL says ‘I miss u’
 no one in this world can miss u more than that.

Is it?

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3. New style of love letter:

To,
 The janeman
 I LOVE YOU,

SUB- application for love.
 Jaan, i beg to say that i am student of ur heart.
 I am lonely. I cant live without u. So kindly grant my love.

Ur LOVE

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4. Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..
 1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai
 2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
 3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
 4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
 5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara
 6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi
 7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna
 And Finally
 With Full Attitude
 8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
 bhaav nahi diya..//

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5. Every girl deserves a guy who makes her forget her heart was ever broken and every guy deserves a girl who appreciates his efforts.

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6. No matter how many times a girl denies it,
 she’ll always remember every detail of the
 moment and piece of the memories you
 have left here.

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7. Things most girls do in an Exam Hall....
 Tuck hair behind ears
 Answering questions ....
 Change the empty refill
 Thinking and writing ... then ...
 Asking teacher for Extra Sheet
 Again keep writing & answering questions ...
 .
 Things most boys do in an Exam Hall
 First looking how many girls in the same Hall
 Check out the young Lady supervisor
 Looking at the Exam paper .............. ???!!!!!...
 Counting how many doors & windows in the Hall
 Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets !!
 Little writing then ,,
 Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
 Asking teacher to explain questions
 Looking at the watch ,,,,
 Regretting wasting the last night studying
 Finally thinking to study well in the next Exam
 .
 And After the Exam.......
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Girl: looking like she’s having a hard time with the Exam, saying:
 You know exam was a bit hard, I don’t know what I did, I am afraid to fail (that means 80+ Marks)
 .
Boys: looking like everything is fine, saying:
 It was not too bad you know.. I think I’ll pass !!! )

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8. When you mess up a Boy’s hair,
 he thinks its CUTE..
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 But when you mess up a girl’s hair
 ‘MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE’

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9. Girl: Im having heart surgery today
 Boy: I know
 Girl: I love u
 Boy: I love u much more.

After surgery When the girl woke up
 only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
 Daddy, Where is he?
 Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
 Girl: What?
 She starts crying ..

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Father: Just kidding..
 Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
 Haramkhor..!!

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10. Brilliant Boy went to girl home with a rose to propose her.
 He pressed calling bell.
 But her Dad opened the door
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 Boy: Uncle Please Support ANNA HAZARE

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